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09/23/08 |
           
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Ask Peabo/Ask DanzigEvery person seems to have an advice column or a talk show these days, so we decided to jump in the mix. I mean, we have the two greatest celebrities in the world - Peabo Bryson and Glenn Danzig - willing to do whatever we ask them...so why not use that to our advantage? So - each week, we'll take one letter from you, the reader, and direct it towards the appropriate celebrity. We'll then manipulate it for the other one and see what advice you get from each. Please submit your questions for Glenn Danzig or Peabo Bryson at bastard@bastardradio.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Mr. Bryson, You are a sexy, sexy black man and I want to make love to you while listening to your tune, "If Ever You're In My Arms Again". What do I have to do to get in your pants? Sincerely, Hot 4 U
Peabo Bryson: Hot 4 U, I have to say that I'm flattered to hear that you'd want to make love to me. I get that a lot because frankly, you can't get any smoother than this. I have to say though that I'm a little uncomfortable making love to one of my own songs. Maybe we could do it a James Ingram tune or maybe some Freddie Jackson. Yeah, Freddy Jackson. I could caress you, give you a back rub and then we could make love under the stars until you fall asleep in my arms. Please contact the Bastards and we'll make arrangements. Yours truly, Peabo
Dear Mr. You are not a sexy, sexy black man but I still want to make love to you while listening to your tune, "If Ever You're In My Arms Again". What do I have to do to get in your pants? Sincerely, Hot 4 U
Glenn Danzig: I think you have me confused with someone else. Who the fuck would write a song with that title? I wrote "Snakes of Christ"…not that pussy shit. You better not be a guy. It doesn't say in your note, so you best not have a third leg or I will beat you with my belt buckle. If you're a chick, I ain't gonna make love to you. I'm going to fuck you with my long sword with the force of a thousand exploding skies. You'll be my wicked pussycat as you purr with lust when I bring out my hellmask. Then, in the morning you can go to Denny's and get me an omelet and feed it to me right before I throw you out of my bedroom window and you descend into the depths of hell. Sincerely, Glenn.
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