Women Of DBC
Let's face facts, kids - the
DBC are a bunch of horny bastards! We loves us some beautiful ladies, so we
thought, "hey, why not gather up 50 of the hottest girls we can find (and
who will let us be their friends!), and give them a proper shrine on our
page?"
So, here it is, straight from
our twisted brains, completed
on April 21st, 2006. One hot chick from each of the 50 states!!
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"Women of DBC Evaluation" segment!! Click here!
More information about these
lovely ladies can be found by visiting our
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|
State |
Picture |
Name |
Age |
About |
|
Alabama |
 |
Sara |
22 |
She'll violate you
in the most sensual way. |
|
Alaska |
 |
Christina |
21 |
How to make a
Christina: 1 part intelligence, 3 parts brilliance |
|
Arizona |
 |
Angelee |
24 |
She would
do anything for love…but she won’t do that. |
|
Arkansas |
 |
Shall We Dance |
23 |
Piss her
off by saying you like Bobby Knight. |
|
California |
 |
Pam |
24 |
Wants to
start a charity to help out kids |
|
Colorado |
 |
Porsche |
22 |
She hates mascots! |
|
Connecticut |
 |
Wilder |
23 |
Enjoys rockin' a sweet Dominican tan |
|
Delaware |
 |
Jennifer |
27 |
Loves Depeche Mode and used to Live in
The O.C. |
|
Florida
#2 Overall |
 |
Cat |
23 |
Is an Artist and claims she's very nerdy. |
|
Georgia |
 |
Veronica |
23 |
Wants to meet people who are flexible. |
|
Hawaii |
 |
Amanda |
21 |
Running in the next Miss Hawaii
Pageant |
|
Idaho |
|
Camille |
21 |
Loves Golf and Bloody Marys in a short
skirt! |
|
Illinois
#5 Overall
|
 |
Sara |
21 |
Plays basketball and loves Zoolander |
|
Indiana |
 |
Amie |
27 |
Loves
Motley Crue and thinks Napoleon Dynamite is the best movie EVER.
|
|
Iowa |
 |
Jamie |
25 |
Has an identical twin and loves the Cubs.
|
|
Kansas |
 |
Amy Rae |
22 |
Always wears slippers or flip flops |
|
Kentucky |
 |
Jennifer |
21 |
Has a dog
named Gizmo |
|
Louisiana |
 |
Liz |
22 |
Huge fan of LSU and Harry Potter. |
|
Maine |
 |
Jen |
22 |
Loves skaters and snowboarders and is
a shopping addict |
|
Maryland |
 |
Victoria |
24 |
LOVES New
York, flirting, drama and scandal |
|
Massachusetts
#8 Overall |
 |
Amy |
21 |
Has been
a dancer in Snoop Dogg videos |
|
Michigan |
 |
Lisa |
24 |
Wants to
meet Derek Jeter and Jenna Jameson |
|
Minnesota
#6 Overall |
 |
Annise Buddafly
|
24 |
Likes getting in drunk fights, taking
baths and music she can fuck to. |
|
Mississippi |
 |
Natalie |
28 |
Wants to leave Mississippi and find a
new way of life. |
|
Missouri
#4 Overall |
 |
Meg |
22 |
Likes Beer Bongs and
Razorback football |
|
Montana |
 |
Nicki |
21 |
Is 4'9" and is a licensed massage
therapist. |
|
Nebraska |
 |
Shanna |
27 |
Recently cut a big chuck out of two
fingers with a table saw. |
|
Nevada |
 |
Lacey |
22 |
Has ended up completely naked many times
after playing games that require the removal of clothing |
|
New Hampshire |
 |
Erica |
21 |
Works at
Hooters and wants to be a playboy model. |
|
New Jersey
#1 Overall |
|
Lauren |
22 |
Recent college grad who is doing the
"growing up and becoming an adult thing." (Being affiliated with us is
probably not a good start!) |
|
New Mexico |
 |
Michelle |
23 |
Said she
wanted to meet Bastards! |
|
New York |
 |
Linda |
26 |
Don't talk to her if you're stupid. (yet,
somehow we were allowed) |
|
North Carolina |
 |
Sara |
21 |
Was a German exchange student! |
|
North Dakota |
 |
Katie |
22 |
Loves emo and would have deep
political discussions with the Bastards |
|
Ohio |
|
Lisa |
24 |
Loves everything girly |
|
Oklahoma |
|
Amanda |
23 |
Kisses girls when she gets drunk |
|
Oregon
|
 |
DBella |
21 |
Is a Lover, not a hater. |
|
Pennsylvania
#7 Overall |
 |
Jennifer |
22 |
She's very smart but has "blonde
moments" |
|
Rhode Island
#9 Overall |
 |
Jen |
24 |
Responds to Sandwich Lady and dances in
the shower. |
|
South Carolina |
 |
Tarrah |
28 |
Loves
people who make her laugh and gummi bears |
|
South Dakota |
 |
Ashley |
21 |
A musician trying to
get a career going |
|
Tennessee
#10 Overall |
 |
Kerri |
20 |
Is a dancer and has a dog that will eat
your face |
|
Texas |
 |
Lainey |
23 |
Loves the
country music of Texas |
|
Utah
#3 Overall |
 |
Sarah |
21 |
Studies voice and loves Ryan Adams |
|
Vermont |
 |
Lisa |
25 |
Is a Canuck at heart and
hates Green Olives |
|
Virginia |
 |
High
Maintenance |
25 |
Loves Her
Ass and the Golden Girls |
|
Washington |
 |
Terror |
22 |
She’s an
off-duty Ninja |
|
West Virginia |
 |
Andi |
23 |
She's outspoken, loud and blunt |
|
Wisconsin |
 |
Nerissa |
22 |
Was a Maxim hometown hottie! |
|
Wyoming |
 |
Bri |
21 |
Loves the smell of VP race gas. |
